I caught a glimpse of Pat Robertson and I was amazed and appalled at who I saw. First I thought of the scabby hobbit-like creatures who worked for Glory in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But then I saw even more clearly, Peter Pettygrew, AKA Scabbers on Harry Potter. His demeanor suggests he could be crawling through a tunnel. That combination of cowardice and unction is priceless!
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